D3 body, D1 cock
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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