Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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