it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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