Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
zippers are such a cool invention
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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