We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
