Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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