okay pat passed out under dana's car
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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