is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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