If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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