Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm always down for nudity.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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