its not stalking. its research.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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