You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Randomize
