of course. lets lasso hookers.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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