Don't you send me to vm
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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