Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
