gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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