I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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