It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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