in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
how do you play pong handcuffed?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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