Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Someone shattered a urinal.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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