Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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