turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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