we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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