Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
