lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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