we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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