I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We talked him into tasing himself.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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