I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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