she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
i out mim tonsoeep
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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