I'm drive I can fine osifer
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
