Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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