that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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