No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
