she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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