ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I need to align my fucking chakras
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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