alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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