It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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