My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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