No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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