i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So vagazzling was a success
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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