HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Randomize
