Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
