if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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