Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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