Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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