Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
My vagina just recognized that song.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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