I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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