Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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