my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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