You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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