SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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