I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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